sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
"My advice, avoid the giant laser."
WHAT BRILLIANT ADVICE BECAUSE THAT DIDN’T COME TO MIND
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
"You’ll go crazy in an hour"
"Run tests on the seashells"
fun fact: me and ladyblip share the same name, birth month and the faCT WE DON’T WANT TO BE STUCK IN A ROOM WITH BATMAN
well ummm ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = ＢＬＵＥ ＥＹＥＳ ＵＬＴＩＭＡＴＥ
ＤＲＡＧＯＮ so I have no idea what you sent me
Oh my god I love mordin so much <3
✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = ＢＬＵＥ ＥＹＥＳ ＵＬＴＩＭＡＴＥ
fun fact: asexual people can still find people attractive/pretty/cute/handsome/beautiful/adorable. NONE OF THOSE HAVE TO BE SEXUAL.